This slice if part of the Tuesday Slice of Life Challenge on Two Writing Teachers! #sol25. I’m slicing as many Tuesdays as I can. Thanks for stopping by! It’s also April! That means poetry. Poetry is my favorite.
I tried to research a grouchy poem format. But, I couldn’t find one. So I decided to make my own. It could work with other feeling words, I’m sure. But right now I am very grouchy. Don’t take it too seriously though, writing it was fun.
I am feeling grouchy
and that rhymes with slouchy
which makes sense, especially when I’m
sitting on the couch-y
I am feeling grumpy
and that rhymes with frumpy
which makes sense, especially when its
all so Trump-y.
I am feeling irritable
and that rhymes with uncharitable
which makes sense, especially when life
isn’t really editable
I am feeling snappish
and that rhymes with brattish
which make sense when happy
seems to vanish
I am feeling bitchy
and that rhymes with witchy
which makes sense when days
make me so twitchy
I am feeling snarky
and that rhymes with malarkey
which makes sense when life
ain’t really a party
On a Thought 
A perfect grouchy poem. I enjoyed the rhyming format. I could relate to the snappish verse bc when I am grouchy I’m a bit bratty.
Fun format! There are definitely some grouch-making issues in that poem! I hear ya!
read as “edible” and it was more fun to think that having a snack would help. Fun poem. Hungry for more.