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It's Tuesday Just barely still Tuesday But I said I'd write. I actually started hours ago, you know how that goes But I said I'd write. Of course I also said I'd get more sleep. . . But I said I'd write.
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It's Tuesday Just barely still Tuesday But I said I'd write. I actually started hours ago, you know how that goes But I said I'd write. Of course I also said I'd get more sleep. . . But I said I'd write.
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Well, it made me a little late… but I was once again inspired by Beth Moore‘s comic slices… and since I just came back from TCRWP’s Graphic Novel Institute, I had to take that inspiration and give it a try.
Hareem Atif Khan, one of the amazing teachers at the institute said this wonderful thing about me, that nobody has ever said before… that I make my own process visible as a public learner, that I take risks. 
I don’t know if her compliments are true, but I’m going to try to make them true. (Thanks, Austin Kleon for these words!)
So, I’m making my first comic slice visible.
Listen, it’s not great. It’s not really even good! But, it’s ok. My desk is full of eraser clumps. My hands have pencil rubbings all over them. There are a million things I’d revise if it weren’t 12:37 a.m.
One day, maybe I’ll post a comic without a preface. Today is not that day. The first steps out of your comfort zone are weird, right?
Here’s my first Comic Slice: Mommy Starts School.

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You are on the side of the road
on the sidewalk
with a cardboard sign
"I need help"
"I hate to ask"
You are hard to pass
You look about
my daughter's age
(She's not even 16)
But
I pass
But
I
pass
You look about
my daughter's age
But
I
pass
My eyes heat up
You are hard to pass
But
I
pass
Late for dinner
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It's one of those days That kind of a day Somehow you don't have too much homework you don't have to drive people too many places Somehow you let yourself plan sitting on the porch, listening to the rain, reading (This is where you are allowed to laugh at me) It's one of those days That kind of a day Home from work you find 2 kids making vegan chocolate eggs, cadbury style the counter is a chocolate-smelling disaster so you pause and just smile It's one of those days That kind of day Finnegan cries, he wants to go out He sniffs for a minute but then he wants in He's a lab mix who is scared of the rain so he whines to go in He whines to go in It's one of those days That kind of day Sitting on the porch, 2 plates of vegan chocolate are served You need to try each kind, so you can vote Which looks better? Which tastes better? Which chocolate ratio is best? Which has the best texture? It's one of those days That kind of day One child didn't want to make chocolate eggs but chocolate chip muffins and now the chocolate chips are gone "I'm late" "I'm late to make muffins!" He says and your heart breaks to hear that someone is late to make muffins It's one of those days That kind of day You remake chocolate chips with leftover melted chocolate chips spreading chocolate on the one small piece of parchment paper left hoping it is 3/4 cup and adding a chopped up vegan chocolate bunny to round it out It's one of those days That kind of a day After the lame dinner of pizza toast and salad you are served another treat the chocolate chip muffins are done! A+ muffins Enough treats for days Enough dishes for days too (No sugar tomorrow!) It's one of those days That kind of a day Your mini-baker adds the recipe to the new family recipe book and you watch him add notes highlights and your heart melts more than that chocolate to see his third-grade writing that will one day maybe be read by his third-grade kid It's one of those days That kind of a day
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I saw this “Anatomy of a Pantoum” on instagram today, posted by @beabetterwriter. So, I did some more reading about the form. I guess it used to be a rhyming poem, and now not so much. So I thought I’d try both kinds… no rhyme, and a rhyme…. Because it’s April, and it was the first day of the PSSAs, the first time any of my own children have taken the test. I’m fairly sure I’m not doing this totally correctly… but hey! I’m trying!


I don't think it's good for kids a pantoum without rhyme One might be doing it to fit in One might be doing it for the bubble gum I'm not sure why I didn't just opt them out But my kids took their first PSSA today One might be doing it for the bubble gum That's what motivates some through But my kids took their first PSSA today And by all accounts, it's fine That's what motivates some through For 4 more days they'll test And by all accounts, it's fine I don't think it's good for kids For 4 more days they'll test I'm not sure why I didn't just opt them out I don't think it's good for kids One might be doing it to fit in Cop out on the Opt Out a pantoum with rhyme "I hope I get my teacher a good score" You knew then you had copped out Because this was the very first time your PSSA-hating self hadn't signed the opt out. You knew then you had copped out. Pressured from some unseen place, Tired of the invisible testing walkout You can't beat it, so I guess you just embraced? Pressured from some unseen place Your kids are annoyed with this task Thinking the rules are stupid in this case "Why no watches or snacks?" They ask. Your kids are annoyed with this task You knew then you had copped out You put on your happy mom mask: "You can do it! I have no doubt."
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A Saturday in your early 40s. before these there were stories of Saturdays in your early 30s with all your baby, toddler, preschool worries Now you have older kids and a Migraine you just wake with it - must be the pressure - barometric finally give in take some excedrin and then you live again Barnes & Noble buying books time but you also buy slime, expensive chocolate mousse and a blondie at snack time and, admit it, a coconut milk vanilla latte - that's sublime Overhear: someone asking about Wishtree - "Is that in the Magic treehouse series?" (Nope) What is it about that desperate need to tell a stranger that the book in their hand is one they should read? Rush home so you can take the almost 16-ager secondhand clothes shopping where you hold her t-shirts and jeans, calmly trying to explain: "Yes, the line is long but even if they are only $16, you should definitely try them on." These are some of the stories of a Saturday in your early forties
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Mama Bear Slam Poem My question for you is about empathy and if you're ever left wondering if it's possibly tiring to be a child with the tendency to teach adults about the possibility of differences being necessary? I strive to teach my kids empathy, compassion, truth. I think I've done my due diligence as one of two respectful, kind parents in teaching my kid not to look for vengeance not to give in to vindictiveness to take all the varied consequences even when they are ridiculous or limitless. I strive to teach my kids empathy, compassion, truth. Listen up, people! I can't, I can't I can't I can't So I'm letting Mama Bear take command She's ready to tackle the problem at hand She doesn't stand on ceremony, you understand. She has a strong voice and one demand She knows her kid - will take a chance. I strive to teach my kids empathy, compassion, truth. Because, I'll tell you what's nonsensical. I'll give you a general hypothetical Kid asked to take the high road, be impeccable While adults judge from down low, it's disrespectful If you didn't know your impact, that's defensible But now you know, so it's reprehensible. I strive to teach my kids empathy, compassion, truth. I hope you don't feel attacked I know kindness isn't in your contract But I don't want my kid having flashbacks to this kind of negative impact. Time to decide how to snap back. Maybe apologize - it's time to act. I strive to teach my kids empathy, compassion, truth. Am I in charge of teaching you too?
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H wants to do something fun, before the weekend is over.
“Ice cream. . . Or, we could do the dollar store challenge!”
I look up from my work. “The dollar store challenge?” I ask him with my eyebrows up, and a sigh in my voice.
“You give us each $3.00. We buy our things and bring them home to see who can create the best art project.”
“Okay.” I agreed. “That’s what we’ll do. 3 things though. No more than 3.”
At the dollar store, I remember that I don’t really love the dollar store. Also, I’m not quite as creative as my 12 year old.
But, I find 3 things, and I have the start of an idea. A sticker flip book!

I remind Mr. Thought that he has to pick 3 things too, and soon we are checking out. I briefly wonder if the dollar store clerk thinks our purchases are odd. Sure, we have my stickers, notebook and plastic container. But there is also a plastic pot, some sort of tulle, fake flowers, a bag of soldiers, a lego flat, a pack of Pokémon cards, a mini kitchen set, a small football and some cartoon clips. Is this what people usually spend $12.00 on at the dollar store?
At home we get right to work. We need to finish in 5 minutes. I am struck by creative genius: My flip book will represent my weekend. I get right to work.
It really ends up quite the dramatic flip book. It shows how I start my weekends with such hope. I hope for chores to get done, children to listen, my work to move forward, maybe a book read and a movie watched… And then as Saturday morning turns into Saturday afternoon, I lose hope. My kids don’t want to do chores, I am running everyone every where instead of reading or working. By Sunday, I have gotten over my frustrations, given into the mess, and chilled out a bit.
I title my story: A Mommy’s Weekend, and slip it into the plastic container. I am finished with the first ever production from #InsideTheBox Films. I just know I’ll be the winner of this first ever Dollar Store Challenge. It’s genius! Everyone laughs as they flip the pages.

The boys and Mr. Thought are finished with their creations too, and it is time to vote.
We aren’t allowed to vote for our own, so I vote for Mr. Thought’s Gooseball.

Unfortunately for me, everyone besides Mr. Thought votes for Gooseball too.
I should have known the artist of the family would win. I believe in “failing up” though, so I’m going to take what I’ve learned from this competition and bring it to the next Dollar Store Challenge!
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There’s a moment of quiet right now. The boys are playing upstairs. It hasn’t turned to fighting. Yet. Mr. Thought is picking up L, and the dog is taking a late afternoon nap. I’ve already cleaned my office, vacuumed most of the house, and mostly kept up with the dishes.
There’s a moment of quiet right now. I am not so good at moments of quiet. If I don’t know how long the moment will last, how can I choose what to do in that time? Should I read? Write? Nap? Start dinner? Start cleaning the porch? If I get up and open the door to go to the porch, the dog will certainly get up from his nap. Same if I start dinner, or go upstairs to nap. That leaves reading and writing… but my book is upstairs.
There’s a moment of quiet right now. I should write. I have a slice, and a scholarship application, and work things to write. I can totally write because it’s quiet, and my desk is cleaned off, and my shelf is organized, and did I mention that the dog is napping and the boys are playing quietly?
There’s a moment of quiet right now. I should write. This is my time, my chance before the craziness of the evening, the night, bedtime. This is my opportunity before the boys start fighting and my daughter comes home, and everyone is hungry for dinner.
There’s a moment of quiet right now. I should totally write.
I’m not so good at moments of quiet.
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